Welcome back!
When we left off in Part 1 of the recap, Miles was making money the old-fashioned way: by taking dustbusters into a dead person’s room and finding money in a vent behind a bookshelf. Ah, the American Dream.
Downstairs, Grandma asks him if it worked. “Yeah, he’s at peace now.” Then he peels a few bills off the $200 she paid him. “Here. you get a refund. Half off. Wasn’t as tricky as I thought.”
We join Dan, Miles and the rest of the squad as they debate whether or not to trust the Oceanic peoples. Dan thinks they’re good people. Then why did Naomi use the “tell my sister I love her” code? The code for having a gun to your head? And what about Charlotte and Frank? Oh, boo hoo, Miles.
Kate’s quick to resort to snitching on Locke again. Somebody buy her the t-shirt or a Cam album already. When the only G music you got on the island is Geronimo Jackson, values are bound to suffer. Anyway, Kate tries to talk some more, but Miles is not having it. “Now take me to her body!” Seriously.
Back at the Locke camp, Ben’s hanging with Alex and Carl. Or should I say, tormenting them with his creepitude.
How much of this crap are you gonna take, Carl? Surprisingly little, it turns out. Carl pulls that thang out like he’s not afraid to use it.
“Keep your mouth shut, Mr. Linus.”
Checkmate.

