Finally! The recap is here. We don’t have any more excuses for you, we’re just going to keep it funky this week, for this Very Special Keep It Funky Edition of Lost Recaps.
First of all, to keep it funky right off the bat, we aren’t even a plural number of people that constitutes the “we” usage. “We” is a hopeful reference to the possibility of additional writers in the near future. But for now, I is a one-person operation, and this week’s recap took a while because, well, it beez that way sometimes, papi.
Now, without further ado, let’s start the show.
Previously on Lost, new people came to the island, brought a chopper and stuff like that. Now Sayid is closing dead-Naomi’s eyes while Miles rambles on about looking for Linus’s blanket or something. Sayid takes a curious-looking bracelet off Naomi’s wrist.
This begs the question, who is R.G. and what does the message “I’ll always be with you” mean? But you know what? I don’t care, and I’m not going to speculate on it neither either. Gotta keep it funky this week, people.

