Welcome to the s04e05 recap! So glad you could join us.
I say “us” because I’m not alone on this one. I am in fact joined by a Very Special Celebrity Lost Co-Recapper of the Week: Ms. Britney Spears.

“Thanks yall. I am so delighted to be here. Steve, I got a lot going on right now, so if you could do the majority of the typing? And I could just chime in from time to time with some verbals? That would be great yall.”
Of course! What a wonderful way to work. Delighted to have you, Brit. now let’s give the people what they want.
We open on Desmond, who is looking at that fake pic of him and that sweet, caring woman from Tell Me You Love Me.
The chopper gang is zipping along in their chopper. Frank checks the coordinates. What’s that, Frank? “Cheat sheet Faraday drew for me.” It’s got them coordinates on it. You gotta coooooordinate!
Sayid is concerned. “You don’t know where your boat is?” Oh, we’ll know where it is. Then it gets grey out, and they start hitting switches. “Why are you flying directly into the Mr. Potato Head?” asks Sayid. Frank’s like, is it Frank’s? Thanks.
Sayid continues to ask a question every time the blades go around once. Charlie said Penny wasn’t on the boat, so what do you think you’re gonna find on the plane, Des? “Answers.”
Let’s tag along with our time-warping A-Team and get some of those answers.

